Collected Thoughts

You want to know the ONE thing that bugs the crap out of me about Smallville fandom/fanfiction---the combined names. I HATE combined names. Hate them hate them hate them. It's a personal reaction---I was dating a guy and we were refered to by a combined name by the person who introduced us. When I heard that I wasn't an individual, I wasn't even half of a couple, I was somehow the same as the guy I was dating. We weren't two seperate entities but one entity.

So there's the gut,personal reaction. But also? Some of the combined names are just---I don't know--Clitney for god's sake why? I've seen that and I'm assuming that's Clark and Whitney and it's just...well for one it brings out the stupid Beevis and Butthead aspect of me "heh heh they said Clitney". And second, if it is Clark and Whitney...they don't have that part of the anatomy, so you know.

I realize in Smallville you can't just do first initial/first initial because so many characters have the same first initial---but what is so hard about typing out Clark/Lex or Chloe/Lana or Clark/Whintey