Collected Thoughts

So, Smallville, I think I'm in the minority when I say I fucking HATED last night's episode. I sat their in disbelief thinking "My god, there isn't enough HoYAY in the world for me to suspend my disbelief for this."

The best I can say is that when they were explaining the Greek myth this time around at least Chloe was explaining it to Pete, who probably isn't up on Greek myths instead of Lex explaing things to Lana---who were are supposed to believe knows Donne by heart.

So why did I hate Lineage so damn much First there was Chloe. Where the HELL does she get off posting about Clark's adoption on websites? Christ that's a HUGE invasion of privacy that even a high school student should understand. And I don't think that Chloe would do something like that... really I don't.I think it was just some stupid ass plot device.

So on to psycho woman thinks Clark is her son. Well I was mostly okay with that. Except the part where Clark AND Pete manage to break into the Genetics lab. Clark I could buy but Clark and Pete? I dunno.

Then Lionel claims that Lucas died before his first birthday. Okay, if THAT was true..or even possible then Clark couldn't be Lucas because he was OBVIOUSLY a toddler when he was adopted by the Kents and even Ethan the Sherrif could see that because he was THERE the day that the Kents claimed that they brought Clark home. Toddler Clark running around vs Infant Lucas.

Also I'm getting a little tired of Chloe and her magic computer. Okay, so Willow has a magic computer on Buffy but I swear the Scoobies don't use the damn thing as much as Chloe uses hers. Not to mention the fact that Clark is REALLY fucking sloppy about running out of rooms when Chloe is right THERE.

Lana's storyline was the least annoying.

So if anyone can convince me why I should give Smallville another chance I'd be glad to hear it.