Collected Thoughts

I found this over at cmshaw's lj.
I was goofing off in class--- Also it makes a difference if you use Caps or lower case.


askye has the stupidest battle cry: "In the name of Thor the Mighty, I tear into the enemy faster than the super-flu!" so we'll forget that. Allison, however is "I'm seriously going to spank you in such an inhumane manner, it will be a new form of crime!!".

cmshaw put in various Due South names. I tried a few different ones:
Diefenbaker "I'm seriously going to torment you beyond mortal comprehension!!!"

Meg Thatcher: "I'm going to spank you harder than God thought possible, and add a notch to my bedpost!!!"

Then I did some Buffy ones:
xander harris: "I'm seriously going to strike a match on your crotch, and set you ablaze!!!"

Spike was: "I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!!" however spike was:
"I'm going to smack you until you have puppies!!!"

faith:"I'm going to pound you in such an inhumane manner, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!"

Giles:"I'm going to fuck you with such disregard for common sense, your screams will reanimate the dead!"

Finally--

Andrew's battle cry is:"I'm seriously going to bludgeon you until you bleed out your eyes!"

where Tucker's Brother's battle cry is:"I'm going to torment you with such disregard for common sense, Buddha will explode!"

Oh! and anya--"As sure as predators devour prey, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!!"