Collected Thoughts

Really I am. Yesterday I finally got around to watching "The Wild Bunch" I'd gotten from netflix and I was bored with it. I don't care what the great reviews were it didn't do anything for me and there was lots of random laughter. I think it was supposed to be evil laughter, but evil laughter should be used sparingly otherwise it loses its evilness and becomes annoying.

And how does this make me a slashaholic? Well I kept thinking there were slash-y vibes between various characters. I would watch and think "ohh! that seems like UST." I don't think that's what the director had in mind, but I getting the unrequited oost vibe off Dutch for Pike.

This is worse than when I watched "Remember the Titans" and started slashing all the guys. I couldn't even explain it to the person I saw it with because she doesn't read fanfiction and would probably think I was insane.

The only movies I refuse to let my mind go in slashy places are the Star Wars movies---those are childhood memories man, no one has sex in those. Not even Han and Leia. Also "Lord of the Rings" I can't go there either, no childhood memories (I didn't read it until I was out of highsschool), but it's about intense friendship and devotion that DOES NOT include sex.

Other than that I'll happily look for the slash vibe anywhere I can find it.