posted by
askye at 01:49pm on 07/12/2005

Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
When the stars were right, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). Last week, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In June, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon
nostalgia_lj (65 points). In November, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In August, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In January, I stopped
sowilo from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points).
In short, I have been very good (360 points) and deserve to be eaten first.
Your humble and obedient servant,
askye
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