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askye at 02:00pm on 29/09/2002
askye at 02:00pm on 29/09/2002If you go here you can find out your Love Affairs according to your first name. If you go here you can find out what your sexual fantasms are. The only downfall for the sexual fatasms is it only gives you your ideal man and not ideal man and woman. According to this my Sexual Fantasm is You have the most original, the most weird and the most scandalous fantasms. I don't really think so, at least I don't consider them scandalous compared to somethings. Indeed, it's very difficult to shock you. Okay, this is true.In your reveries, everything is possible - except that you have no taste for the morbid and the pernicious. This is true. No, your imaginative frenzies, even though they often cross the frontiers of the forbidden, are always accompanied by a good dose of tenderness and respect for the others. What are the frontiers of the forbidden? That I like both women and men? That I read gay male porn?In your fantasms, there is love between many persons, there's also love between men or between women. But such scenarios are by no means depraved.Of course they aren't depraved. What's important for you is to meet together, to love together, even though this may disturb conventional people. Okay I can see where conventional people might freak at the slash, but conventional people are boring.
The man of your dreams is a rebel, a revolter, a freedom fighter. Your senses can flare up only in an atmosphere of revolt or revolution, of struggle for changing the world. But your fantasms can also be more serene - you succumb to all pacifists, to those who struggle to improve the world, to ecologist militants. Your fantasmic man is a lawyer roaming the world for Amnesty International, a surgeon operating in refugee camps, or a well-digger helping the peasants in the Sahel. Evidently, you're often sensitive to epopees of the future - the hero of a space ship has everything to make you dream. If he seizes you in the alleyways of his ship, your ecstasies will rapidly become cosmic! Now all of this is pretty much wrong. I don't want some guy that's roaming all over I want some guy that will stay put. Also, not so much on the hero of the space ship. Well not really. Does Tyr count as a hero? Guys in space I find hot are: Tyr, Harper, Jayne, Wash, & Worf. Um, in the not space area I like RayK, Benton, Xander, Wesley, Gunn, and Spike. Fandom wise I mean. Okay some of those are heros but not what I'd call pacifists. Oh! and where's my ideal woman!
My Love Affairs In the sentimental field, you are more cerebral than instinctive. Indeed, you value friendship more than you do love, and it's why an amorous friendship suits you much better than a love relation which is real and in conformity with tradition. What is with this obsession with conformity with tradion? I want a hot love affair. I mean friendship is great, but I've done the armorous friend thing and it wasn't what I wanted.
Nothing is worse for you than a humdrum life without surprises. Score! This is me.You get bored very quickly, and it's why you readily adopt certain eccentric attitudes in order to prove to yourself and others that you don't let yourself stagnate in routine. eccentric attitudes---how vague is that.Therefore, your faithfulness in love is rather shaky. By advocating love without constraints and the suppression of taboos, you are certainly likely to scare off some suitors! Again, what is love without constraints and the suppression of taboos? I mean love without constraints, I figure they aren't talking about not tying someone up during sex. Does it mean a polyamorous lifestyle--not so much interested in that. Suppression of taboos I guess I can get. But my baseline for what is taboo is totally skewed. But at least my "suitors" aren't given a gender specific label.
So I went ahead and lied and said I had a male first name. And let's just say that I am SO not like what was described. Even if I were a guy I'd hate this summary.Your fantasms have nothing mean or obscure. With you, everyone swims in glory, renown, and celebrity! Those who arouse your fantasms are in view, in full glare. Narcissistic and demanding, proud and perfectionist, you shun meanness and weakness. Lusterless daily life bores you and, whether you have the courage to avow it or not, only a being of great quality or whose beauty and merits everyone admires can have chances to lure you. And, in your dreams, there are many known people who would be surprised at the feats which you make them accomplish. You are not snobbish, however. It's because your senses are aroused only in the presence of those who excite the desire of all, who are unreachable because of their birth, their talent, or their fame. That's a challenge worthy of you!
Whose couch do you share, in the silence of your dreams? That of Ava Gardner or of Marilyn Monroe? One thing is certain: the women of your fantasms are beautiful, admirably beautiful, and universally admired. Cinema stars, well-known singers, and also past queens, duchesses or princesses - all these women share the same thing, which is to hover far above surrounding mediocrity. They are also desired by all. And, in your most secret fantasms, it's you and you alone who will know how to capture and chain these beauties who are so shining and sure of themselves. For you, at last, they will take off their masks, they will forget their celebrity so as to become what they actually are - women, sheer women, whom you can submit to your desires!
My Love Affairs, if I were a guy are Of course, you do everything to get loved. When you're really in love, you're capable of the greatest generosity, the greatest sincerity and the greatest efforts, for you need to feel that your mate considers you as a unique, exceptional, and irreplaceable being. But it must be pointed out that you have difficulty adapting yourself to others in general and to the other one in particular. It is therefore necessary that your mate shows enough flexibility so as to put up with your strong personality. Furthermore, every actor needs a public; and which public is more readily available than the one who shares your existence?
In love, you are majestic with your generosity and the intensity of your flame, but you demand full and complete admiration. In return, you enjoy protecting and showering your goodness. Passions play an essential role in your love destiny; these may be solid and durable, even though you always tends to question them. Possessive in your affections, you prefer to reject what you can't control. Your love life would be more harmonious if you could understand others better. Often, ambition or interest gets involved in your affairs of the heart; but it would be wrong to believe that you lack romanticism. And let's just say if I were a guy and that's how I was I wouldn't want to date me.
So this is my ideal man if Skye were my first name: The lover who haunts your nights has a disquieting face. He's a powerful and solitary man. He wears a great black cloak and can brave all dangers - physical as well as metaphysical dangers. He's very often the likeness of a vampire - handsome but terribly dangerous. If you let him approach you, he'll drink your blood and tear your soul away although, in exchange, he'll give you access to immortality. He can also be a brother of doctor Faust, a magician or poet capable of signing a pact with Lucifer, a man hovering far above others since the time he sold his soul to the devil. He's a kind of black archangel who, if you dare come to him, will initiate you to infinite pleasures, of which others have no idea whatsoever!
A vampire! Now, where the frell am I going to find one in the Real World. "Infinite pleasures of which others have no idea whatsoever!" Now what ever those infinite pleasures are they'd have to be pretty far out there considering the types of people I know.
The man of your dreams is a rebel, a revolter, a freedom fighter. Your senses can flare up only in an atmosphere of revolt or revolution, of struggle for changing the world. But your fantasms can also be more serene - you succumb to all pacifists, to those who struggle to improve the world, to ecologist militants. Your fantasmic man is a lawyer roaming the world for Amnesty International, a surgeon operating in refugee camps, or a well-digger helping the peasants in the Sahel. Evidently, you're often sensitive to epopees of the future - the hero of a space ship has everything to make you dream. If he seizes you in the alleyways of his ship, your ecstasies will rapidly become cosmic! Now all of this is pretty much wrong. I don't want some guy that's roaming all over I want some guy that will stay put. Also, not so much on the hero of the space ship. Well not really. Does Tyr count as a hero? Guys in space I find hot are: Tyr, Harper, Jayne, Wash, & Worf. Um, in the not space area I like RayK, Benton, Xander, Wesley, Gunn, and Spike. Fandom wise I mean. Okay some of those are heros but not what I'd call pacifists. Oh! and where's my ideal woman!
My Love Affairs In the sentimental field, you are more cerebral than instinctive. Indeed, you value friendship more than you do love, and it's why an amorous friendship suits you much better than a love relation which is real and in conformity with tradition. What is with this obsession with conformity with tradion? I want a hot love affair. I mean friendship is great, but I've done the armorous friend thing and it wasn't what I wanted.
Nothing is worse for you than a humdrum life without surprises. Score! This is me.You get bored very quickly, and it's why you readily adopt certain eccentric attitudes in order to prove to yourself and others that you don't let yourself stagnate in routine. eccentric attitudes---how vague is that.Therefore, your faithfulness in love is rather shaky. By advocating love without constraints and the suppression of taboos, you are certainly likely to scare off some suitors! Again, what is love without constraints and the suppression of taboos? I mean love without constraints, I figure they aren't talking about not tying someone up during sex. Does it mean a polyamorous lifestyle--not so much interested in that. Suppression of taboos I guess I can get. But my baseline for what is taboo is totally skewed. But at least my "suitors" aren't given a gender specific label.
So I went ahead and lied and said I had a male first name. And let's just say that I am SO not like what was described. Even if I were a guy I'd hate this summary.Your fantasms have nothing mean or obscure. With you, everyone swims in glory, renown, and celebrity! Those who arouse your fantasms are in view, in full glare. Narcissistic and demanding, proud and perfectionist, you shun meanness and weakness. Lusterless daily life bores you and, whether you have the courage to avow it or not, only a being of great quality or whose beauty and merits everyone admires can have chances to lure you. And, in your dreams, there are many known people who would be surprised at the feats which you make them accomplish. You are not snobbish, however. It's because your senses are aroused only in the presence of those who excite the desire of all, who are unreachable because of their birth, their talent, or their fame. That's a challenge worthy of you!
Whose couch do you share, in the silence of your dreams? That of Ava Gardner or of Marilyn Monroe? One thing is certain: the women of your fantasms are beautiful, admirably beautiful, and universally admired. Cinema stars, well-known singers, and also past queens, duchesses or princesses - all these women share the same thing, which is to hover far above surrounding mediocrity. They are also desired by all. And, in your most secret fantasms, it's you and you alone who will know how to capture and chain these beauties who are so shining and sure of themselves. For you, at last, they will take off their masks, they will forget their celebrity so as to become what they actually are - women, sheer women, whom you can submit to your desires!
My Love Affairs, if I were a guy are Of course, you do everything to get loved. When you're really in love, you're capable of the greatest generosity, the greatest sincerity and the greatest efforts, for you need to feel that your mate considers you as a unique, exceptional, and irreplaceable being. But it must be pointed out that you have difficulty adapting yourself to others in general and to the other one in particular. It is therefore necessary that your mate shows enough flexibility so as to put up with your strong personality. Furthermore, every actor needs a public; and which public is more readily available than the one who shares your existence?
In love, you are majestic with your generosity and the intensity of your flame, but you demand full and complete admiration. In return, you enjoy protecting and showering your goodness. Passions play an essential role in your love destiny; these may be solid and durable, even though you always tends to question them. Possessive in your affections, you prefer to reject what you can't control. Your love life would be more harmonious if you could understand others better. Often, ambition or interest gets involved in your affairs of the heart; but it would be wrong to believe that you lack romanticism. And let's just say if I were a guy and that's how I was I wouldn't want to date me.
So this is my ideal man if Skye were my first name: The lover who haunts your nights has a disquieting face. He's a powerful and solitary man. He wears a great black cloak and can brave all dangers - physical as well as metaphysical dangers. He's very often the likeness of a vampire - handsome but terribly dangerous. If you let him approach you, he'll drink your blood and tear your soul away although, in exchange, he'll give you access to immortality. He can also be a brother of doctor Faust, a magician or poet capable of signing a pact with Lucifer, a man hovering far above others since the time he sold his soul to the devil. He's a kind of black archangel who, if you dare come to him, will initiate you to infinite pleasures, of which others have no idea whatsoever!
A vampire! Now, where the frell am I going to find one in the Real World. "Infinite pleasures of which others have no idea whatsoever!" Now what ever those infinite pleasures are they'd have to be pretty far out there considering the types of people I know.