Collected Thoughts

I have a Minion!!!! A gorilla Minion!!! Whoo!

The Buffistas were having one of their weird conversations that led to world domination talk and armies of Special trained Gorillas and armies of Undead Robots and the like and I said all I wanted for Xmas was my Very Own Gorilla Army.

So I could take my Gorilla Army down to Disney World and we could go causing mayhem and havoc and destruction. Maybe skip over to Animal Kingdom first and free our Animal Brothers and Sisters being kept in captivity. Sort of like when Aslan comes along and rallies all the intelligent animals in the Chronicles of Narnia...except my intentions are only for destruction, mayhem and fun. Nothing really honorable.

AND then, My Secret Santa sent me---My very Own Gorilla Minion. For my Gorilla Army!

So, I don't have a Gorilla Army yet, but I have a Head Gorilla Minion. And really, that's what it starts with. One good Minion and some recruiting and the next thing you know. You have an army.


Soon, soon I will have my Gorilla Army and we will rampage through Disney. And then to FOX. Spreading mayhem and havoc and showing them what happens when they cancel good shows and show trash like Joe Millionaire.

Who would do such a thing? Askye and her Gorilla Army of Doom.