Collected Thoughts

I don't know who made this up but there are some questions on this that are just on crack (sorry to the maker but there are).

I found this on [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]'s livejournal.



1. What's your favourite season? And why?
I don't know, I still haven't seen all of season three in the right order or all of season 4. This isn't fair I tell you. Season 2.

2. What's your favourite episode? And why?
Right now I like the body switching episode, but that's just for today because I like body switching stuff.

3. What's your favourite episode from season 1?
The Pack! HyenaXander...mmm

4. What's your favourite episode from season 2?
School Hard

5. What's your favourite episode from season 3?

Graduation Day Pt 2
6. What's your favourite episode from season 4?

This Year's Girl
7. What's your favourite episode from season 5?

Fool For Love
8. What's your favourite episode from season 6?
Hell's Belles
9. What's your favourite episode from season 7?
Storyteller

10. Who's your favourite character? Why?
Xander

11. Who's your least favourite character? Why?
Well, I'm not going to count Potentials 'cause then it would be Kennedy. But Willow.

12. Who was your favourite big bad? Why?
Angelus.

13. Least favourite big bad? Why?
Glory

14. Do you like Kennedy?
Hell no.

15. Who's your favourite couple?
Xnader/Anya

16. If you could have any two people hook up from Buffy, who would YOU pick?
Well, damn. Uh. Faith and Spike

17. Would it be a serious relationship or just once for sex type of thing?
One time deal.

18. Do you think Spike and Buffy make a cute couple?
HELL NO. I wanted to gouge my eyes out everytime I saw them together. Blech.

19. Which fight on Buffy do you think was the best?
Graduation Day Pt 2 when all the seniors rise up and fight.

20. If you could make any two Buffy characters fight ... who would they be?
Angelus and Kennedy. He'd kill her.

21. Who would win?
Angelus.

22. Would the other die?
Hell yes. He'd kill her becuase she was close to Willow, and because she's an annoying brat.

Other Stuff

23. Do you often say, 'Oh my JOSS!'?
Why would I say that? Like, instead of Oh my god? 'Cause that's just...pathetic. I'm sorry it is.

24. Who was your favourite musical guest on Buffy?
I never really paid attention.

25. What's your favourite condom flavor?
Never used them.

26: What does that have to do with Buffy?
Nothing as far as I can tell, except they probably show up in The Badfic.

27. Which season do you think Buffy had the best hair?
I don't pay attention to her hair. Sorry.

28. Willow?
When Willow turned evil.

29. Xander?
First season

30. Giles?
His never changed.

31. Did you like Maggie Walsh's hair?
What's the obsession with hair?

32. Do you think the actress who played Professor Walsh would make a good Kay Scarpetta in a movie?
Is she supposed to?

33. If you could meet any Buffy cast member, or special guest, or even an extra ... who would it be?
Tom Lenk.

34. How many times do you think about Buffy a day?
Not many.

35. Do you like to read Buffy fanfiction?
Yep.

36. If so, who are your favourite characters to read about?
Depends on my mood.

37. Do you write Buffy fanfiction?
Yep.

38. If so, who do you write about?
Whatever I feel like writing.

39. Would you take a college class just about Buffy?
Sure.

40. If you were ever to be a guest on Buffy, would you be a bad guy, good guy, an extra, an ubie?
Bad guy!

41. Would you die?
Sure.

42. Would you make out with Willow?
If I was supposed to sure but it's not my burning desire to make out with Willow.

43. Would you make out with Andrew?
Yeah.

44. Do you think Anya is sexy with her demon face?
No

45. Which Buffy character do you most resemble?
None of them. My hair, however, looks somewhat like Oz's.

46. Which Buffy character do you act like most?
Combo of spazzy Willow/Xander/Anya.

47. If you were in the episode 'Earshot' and Buffy heard your thoughts, what would she hear?
You mean right now or just in general? Right now, thinking about this in general YAY vacation damn I want to go to the b.org f2f.

48. Do you ever think about poisoning everybody in your school with rat poison?
no

49. If you could write an episode about Buffy, what would your episode be about?
Spike getting staked.

50. If Anya offered to get revenge on anyone for you, who would you choose?
Oh! the dude that stood up Holli!

51. What would she do to him/her?
Holli's choice.

52. If you could choose any character to die, who would it be?
Spike. I can't stress this enough. I have several scenarios, my favorite is that he never went all teenage lovesick boy and he got his one good day with Buffy and drained her and then someone staked him--Giles or Xander. Or he was so fucking pathetic as a souled love sick teenage boy that someone mercy staked him. Or, you know, Xander had disregarded what Buffy said in Seeing REd and staked him.

53. Would that character be Kennedy?
I figure she'll end up dead on her own.

54. During which episode do you think Willow and Tara first had sex?
I don't know, I didn't really pay attention.

55. What do you think really happened to Miss Kitty Fantastico?
Some magical accident or as my family puts it she may have gone on a picnic.

56. Did you like Tara?
Yep.

57. Would you like it if Joss Whedon made a Buffy movie?
If there was NO SPIKE then sure

58. If you could choose any character from Buffy to move on to Angel next season ... who would you choose?
Andrew. Seriously he's got the whole ex evil, seeking redmeption, thing going that Angel the Series has. Only he wouldn't turn bitter like Wes because that would be redundant.

59. If you could choose to bring back any dead character, who would you choose?
Jonathan.

60. Who was your favourite member of the Watchers Council?
Giles

61. Do you think Oz had hypertrichosis?
I don't know what that is and I'm too lazy to look it up.

62. Do you own any of the Buffy DVD's?
Yes

63. Which season(s)?
1 and 2

64. Do you own any other Buffy merchandise?
sort of

65. What else do you own?
two trading cards that came with stuff. I don't really buy stuff that goes with shows.

66. Do you think Joss Whedon should make a show about Willow and Tara?
I'm not a fan of Willow so I'll pass.

67. If there was an 8th season, who do you think the big bad could be?
Spike getting his evil back and terrorising everyone.

68. Do you like the show Family Guy?
no

69. Which couple from Buffy (or couple that YOU would like to be together) do you think would do this number?
All of them.

70. Do you think Whit should dump Balthazar and go back with Clem?
I missed this.

71. After this season, what do you think Willow is gonna do?
Work on magic, train slayers, dump Kennedy and find someone that doesn't whine. Guy or girl.

72. Xander?
I hope he becomes friends with Andrew in a non slashy way because he needs guy friends and then goes on to work with I don't know do something with the Slayers or but still have his own thing.

73. Buffy?
Be able to have a normal life for a change.

74. Giles?
Train the slayers.

75. Anya?
She'll still be dead unfortunatly.

76. If Joss Whedon made a new series about any Buffy character (older and dead characters count too), who would you like it to be about?
Faith. Or Oz

77. Do you think Dawn and Connor would make a cute couple?
God, please no.

78. Do you think Joss Whedon should have given Dawn a boyfriend?
No

79. A girlfriend?
No.

80. Do you wish Dawn had died in the season finale of season 5?
No

81. Have you seen the softer side of sears?
I used to work there selling cosmetics so yeah.

82. Who's your favourite vampire?
Drusilla.

83. Who was your favourite principal?
Snyder

84. Do you know what a Razorback is?
Yes.

85. Do you think it's unfair that only females can be slayers?
No.

86. Can dogs be turned into vampdogs?
who cares.

87. Do you believe Buffy was really in heaven?
yes.

88. Do you have Buffy posters in your room?
No.

89. If so, of which characters?
NA

90. If you could sleep with any Buffy character, who would it be?
xander or Giles.

91. Would you have a threesome with Giles and Professor Walsh?
Ick. Not the Giles part but the Walsh part.

92. Do vampires have sperm?
That would be a nice way to get rid of all the cold dead sperm stuff in badfic.

93. Do you think Willow is ever going to finish college?
Sure.

94. If Eliza Dushku's new show gets picked up, will you watch it?
Yep.

95. Who's your favorite Buffy writer?
Tim! oh, wait, he never wrote for Buffy.Joss.

96. If Buffy Animated is ever made, will you watch it?
Sure.

97. Do you read the Buffy comics?
No..

98. Do you read Buffy novels?
No.

99. Who do you think Buffy should be with in the end?
I like that she ended with no one. I hated that she seemed to always need a boyfriend through the whole series.

100. What do you think about the character Buffy Summers?
I like her. I don't get the whole Buffy is a bitch thing. She's been faced wtih so many tough choices and she never asked for this gig. Yeah she closed herself off emotionally a bunch of times, but she wasn't manipulative the way Willow was. But she always tried to do the right thing.

This Or That

101. Buffy or Faith?
I don't like chosing. Faith.

102. Angel or Spike?
This is hard. I would say Spike, but only before he got chipped. Otherwise Angel.

103. Oz or Tara?
Oz

104. Tara or Kennedy?
Tara.

105. Oz or Kennedy?
Oz.

106. Xander or Andrew?
Xander

107. Anya or Willow?
Anya.

108. Buffy or Willow?
Buffy

109. Sunday or Harmony?
I don't even remember who Sunday is--she the vamp they met at the beginning of college? Harm.

110. Professor Walsh or Adam?
Adam

111. Giles or Wesley?
Were talking Wesley only on Buffy right? Then Giles

112. Spike or dogshit?
See this is hard. If we are looking at Spike through out the entire series--then dogshit.

113. Willow or Tara?
Tara

114. Miss Kitty Fantastico or Willow's fish?
Kitty!

115. Once More With Feeling or Hush?
OMWF.

116. Under Your Spell or I'll Never Tell?
I'll never Tell

117. Giles or Tara?
Giles

118. Clem or Spike?
How to compare. Okay going by when they were both on screen--Clem.

119. Drusilla or Darla?
Drusilla! Darla didn't get interesting until she was on Angel.

120. Xander or Spike?
Xander. Although they really arent' a great comparsion

121. Cordelia or Harmony?
Cordelia

122. Marcie or Warren?
Marcie

123. Jonathan or Andrew?
Andrew

124. Joyce or Hank?
Joyce. How can you not choose Joyce

125. Joyce or Sheila?
How's Shelia--oh Willow's Mom. Let's see Joyce, the mother that cares or Shelia the mother that's never there? Joyce.

126. Glory or The Master?
The Master

127. AprilBot or BuffyBot?
Buffybot

128. AprilBot or Katrina?
Aprilbot

129. Dawn or Anya?
Anya

130. Angel or Angelus?
Angelus

131. Evil Spike, Chipped Spke, Souled/Chipped Spike, or Souled Spike?
Evil Spike. The rest should be left out in the sun.

132. Impata or Ms. French?
Impata

133. Dead Buffy or Buffy?
Buffy

134. Buffy or BuffyBot?
Buffy

135. Xander or Willow?
Xander

136. Andrew or Anya?
Anya

137. Cassie or Marcie?
Cassie

138. Owen or Scott Hope?
I barely remember these. Owen.

139. Owen or Oz?
Oz

140. Moloch or Tara?
What? How can you compare these? Tara

141. Spike or Drusilla?
They go together you can't have them seperately. Dru becuase she never turned into the sad sack that Spike did.

142. Jenny or Olivia?
Jenny

143. Computer Willow or Magicks Willow?
Computer Willow

144. Cousin Beth or Donny?
Cousin Beth.

145. Scruffy Xander or Suave Xander?
Scruffy.

146. Army Xander or Pirate Xander?
Army.

147. Xander/Cordy or Xander/Anya?
Xander/Anya

148. Willow/Tara or Willow/Kennedy?
Willow/Tara

149. Ted or Hank?
Ted.

150. Human Oz or Werewolf Oz?
Human Oz

151. Veruca or Willow?
Willow

152. Spike almost naked or Xander in a speedo?
Xander in a speedo.

153. Kennedy alive or Kennedy dead?
Kennedy dead this is a no brainer

154. The First Evil or The Mayor?
The Mayor.

155. Spike's chest or Andrew's?
Spike I guess

156. Belts or beltless?
Beltless

157. Lily or Chantarelle?
Lily

158. Tattoos or Piercings?
Tattoos

159. Beauty or Beasts?
Beauty

160. Human Willow or Vamp Willow?
Vamp Willow

161. Human Xander or Vamp Xander?
Vamp Xander

162. Rich Cordy or Poor Cordy?
Rich Cordy

163. Straight Willow or Gay Willow?
neither really

164. Kathy or Dawn?
Dawn

165. Drunk Buffy or Sober Buffy?
Love Drunk Buffy.

166. Riley or Spike?
Spike

167. Riley or Angel?
Angel

168. Riley or a stick?
The stick

169. Old Sunnydale High or new Sunnydale High?
old Sunnydale High

170. Demon Giles or Human Giles?
Human Giles

171. Faith awake or Faith in a coma?
Faith awake

172. Superstar Jonathan or Earshot Jonathan?
Earshot Jonathan

173. Buffy/Angel having sex, Buffy/Riley having sex, or Buffy/Spike having sex?
Buffy/Angel.

174. Dracula or The First Evil?
The First.

175. Chinese Slayer or Nikki?
Nikki

176. Angel's hair back in the 18th century or now?
Now

177. Olaf or Xander?
Xander

178. Dawn yelling 'Get out! Get out! Get out!' or Dawn singing?
Dawn singing

179. Dead Joyce or Alive Joyce?
Alive Joyce

180. Smart Tara or Special Ed Tara?
I totally misread this originally I guess it means after Tara was brainsucked. I still think it's a fucked up way to put the question and not clever. So, you know, I'm not going to answer it.
181. The Summer's home flooded or the Summer's home dry?
Dry

182. Buffy as a construction worker, as a Magic Box employee, as a college student, or as a DoubleMeat Palace worker?
MAgic Box

183. The Buffy gang with their memory or without their memory?
With

184. Sam or Buffy?
Buffy. Sam was such the Mary Sue

185. Juggling Buffy or Charades Buffy?
Charades

186. Anya's wedding dress or the bridesmaid dresses?
Wedding dress

187. Xander's family or Anya's demon friends?
Anya's friends

188. Crazy Buffy or Slayer Buffy?
Slayer

189. Willow/Tara arguing or Willow/Tara making out?
Making out

190. Xander/Anya having sex or Anya/Spike having sex?
Xander/Anya

191. Black Magic Willow or Yellow Crayon Willow?
Black Magic

192. Mary Kate or Ashley Olsen?
Huh?

193. Rona or Choa-Ahn?
Choa-Ahn.

194. Caleb or Mr. Trick?
Caleb

195. Dawn or Willow?
Dawn

196. Drusilla and Spike together or Spike and Buffy together?
Drusilla! Buffy and Spike together is just WRONG like a big WRONG Thing that's WRONG. Blech! *shudder*

197. Tara alive or Tara dead?
Alive

198. Willow in England or Willow in Sunnydale?
Sunnydale

199. Xander with one eye or two?
Two

200. Dawn as a ball of energy or human Dawn?
Human