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posted by [personal profile] askye at 12:30am on 23/01/2004
One more thing before I go to bed. I watched hockey tonight. hockey talk )

During one of the intermissions of hockey I was flipping through the channels and accidentally hit on the religion channel that was just added. The cable company changed the line up, WGN used to be there and now it's not. So out of habit I flipped to the channel.

I saw Jack Van Impe, looking the same as he did when I first saw him about 15 yrs ago when his show was on the Fox affiliate in the early mornings. Jack Van Impe's a television preacher who has a show with his wife Rexella (that's really her name) and their thing is The End Times and Prophecies. (capital letters mine)

Just to see if Jack had changed his spiel any I went to look. And nope! He was still doing the same thing. He talks rather fast, says a bunch of things about how the world is going to end and at the end of most sentences throws in a book, chapter, and verse, from the Bible that supposedly supports what he has to say. It's sort of like Subliminal Man. BlahblahblahDaniel53:12blahblahblablalblahablahActs 4:2BlahblahblahblahExodus16:2blahblahblahblahAnd Jesus Will come down and save us!

I made up the Biblical references.

But he jumps around from the Old Testement to the New Testement and says things so fast you can barely understand him. He says that the second coming will be 2018. He knows this for a fact. He even did the math. My memory isn't that great but I'm pretty sure 15 or so years ago he had a different date.

Idly I wondered when he changed the date and how he justified it his viewers. Also his bad guy went from being the UN to the EU.
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posted by [personal profile] askye at 12:59pm on 23/01/2004
The World Is MINE! by Demonac
Name:
You will conquer:Europe (except for Russia... I mean, only a MORON would invade them in Winter).
Your title will be:Leader
You will succeed by:Brute military force (Quebec Separatists).
Your Enforcers will be:Conan Obrien's hair.
Your first act as ruler:Build an invincible fortified palace under the sea.
Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!



And I had to try this one...

The World Is MINE! by Demonac
Name:
You will conquer:the United States of America (except for Texas).
Your title will be:Headmaster (you read WAY too much Harry Potter)
You will succeed by:Brute military force (Texas Militia).
Your Enforcers will be:Predators (from the Predator).
Your first act as ruler:Have Pinky and the Brain imprisoned (just in case).
Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!


I'm not sure how to change the font colors for the names but those are askye and bush.
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posted by [personal profile] askye at 09:20pm on 23/01/2004
At this moment, what is your favorite...

1. ...song?

Gay Bar by Electric Six. I heard the song through a vid by Zed, Zed's Vids all you slashers need to see this.

2. ...food?

chocolate.

3. ...tv show?

Hockey, which isn't it's own tv show by its my new thing.

4. ...scent?

Tea tree and peppermint

5. ...quote?

I like the quiet.

(Xander from The Zeppo)
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posted by [personal profile] askye at 11:34pm on 23/01/2004
Hockey Icon for my hockey posts!

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