askye: (walsh evil laughter)
askye ([personal profile] askye) wrote2005-05-11 01:43 pm

For the great write way's challenge

Bad fic

Tonight would be most specialist of all nights when her beloved would declare his undying love and claim her as his own sweetest treasure. She was untouched by man and unschooled in the ways of carnal matters. The mere thought of the night’s education made her blush, tinging her skin the rosiest of pinks. As her peginior slid down her body she felt the first warm stirrings in her most secret womanly place. Tomorrow they would leave for the uncharted West. But tonight she would be his Manifest Destiny and he would push forward into her with his fleshy-headed cursader.
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[personal profile] reginagiraffe 2005-05-11 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
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My brain hurts.

[identity profile] askye.livejournal.com 2005-05-11 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Heee.

[identity profile] imkalena.livejournal.com 2005-05-11 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
That is. Unbelievably. Bad.