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posted by [personal profile] askye at 01:43pm on 11/05/2005
Bad fic

Tonight would be most specialist of all nights when her beloved would declare his undying love and claim her as his own sweetest treasure. She was untouched by man and unschooled in the ways of carnal matters. The mere thought of the night’s education made her blush, tinging her skin the rosiest of pinks. As her peginior slid down her body she felt the first warm stirrings in her most secret womanly place. Tomorrow they would leave for the uncharted West. But tonight she would be his Manifest Destiny and he would push forward into her with his fleshy-headed cursader.
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reginagiraffe: Stick figure of me with long wavy hair and giraffe on shirt. (Default)
posted by [personal profile] reginagiraffe at 06:41pm on 11/05/2005
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My brain hurts.
 
posted by [identity profile] askye.livejournal.com at 07:40pm on 11/05/2005
Heee.
 
posted by [identity profile] imkalena.livejournal.com at 09:53pm on 11/05/2005
That is. Unbelievably. Bad.

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